By Ahmed Rahil Kyoto, Japan (1:00 P.M. GMT)— Developers and gamers from around the globe gathered at Nintendo headquarters today for the announcement of the next installment of the popular…
Al-Qa’im, Iraq (17:32 GMT)— Sources confirmed this morning that local bad kid and well-known bully Ahmed Gabir has been appointed to lead in the building of a Sandcastle at the…
Ord, Nebraska (16:15 GMT)— Local residents are concerned tonight after the house on Mill Lane by the oak trees has come under caliphate rule. Sources say the new Caliph, Yusuf,…
Miliana, Algeria (12:15 GMT)— A local man is facing possible expulsion from his family home after revealing to his father that he has been a monogomist for the past 15 years…
Sanaa, Yemen (13:25 GMT)— The popular matrimonial site ZawajNow.com has been banned indefinitely by a local shaykh, Muhammad Safarah. Safarah cited “technical problems”, “unreliable service”, and “significant bugs” as the…
<strong>Aswan, Egypt (1:00 GMT)—</strong> A local tribal judge without any semblance of jurisdictional authority ruled today that the case against a well-known local Jinn, Falafel IV, will proceed to trial in lieu of a…
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia (9:00 GMT)— Authorities at the Riyadh International Zoology Center, a research facility and public Zoo, expelled a lioness from the premises on Friday. The lioness, charged with “inciting heated passion of…
Atlanta, Georgia (8:00 P.M. EST)— Multiple sources reported this afternoon that a man, allegedly raised in an Arab household, was visibly comforted by the sound of an unrelated elderly Arab women…
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