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ISIS Finally Reaches Goal of 100% Male Membership

ISIS Finally Reaches Goal of 100% Male Membership

The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) is celebrating a major milestone today, as it has finally reached its goal of 100% male membership. The terrorist organization announced the…

Halal McNuggets Will Allow Muslims To Also Enjoy Food Poisoning

Halal McNuggets Will Allow Muslims To Also Enjoy Food Poisoning

McDonald’s is set to release a new line of halal-certified McNuggets, allowing Muslims to also enjoy the joys of food poisoning. The new McNuggets will be made with chicken that…