Local Imam Seals Fate of Community With Horribly Outdated Interfaith Rap
Plano, Texas (9:00 A.M. CST)— Local Imam and interfaith activist Sayed Mourad has sealed the fate of the local community after performing what he referred to as “a few poppin’ lines” at the…
FCC Deregulates Arab Dad Conversations, Experts Concerned
Washington D.C., USA (7:00 A.M. EST)— In what has been viewed as a controversial move, the Federal Communications Commission has decided to completely deregulate conversations that Arab fathers have among themselves.…
Caliphate Established In Quaint Midwest Home
Ord, Nebraska (16:15 GMT)— Local residents are concerned tonight after the house on Mill Lane by the oak trees has come under caliphate rule. Sources say the new Caliph, Yusuf,…
Man Comforted By Sound Of Older Arab Woman’s Irrational Banter
Atlanta, Georgia (8:00 P.M. EST)— Multiple sources reported this afternoon that a man, allegedly raised in an Arab household, was visibly comforted by the sound of an unrelated elderly Arab women…
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