Mosque Cuts Costs By Building State-Of-The-Art Online Women’s Prayer Hall
Al-Qadisiyyah, Kuwait (11:00 A.M. GMT)— Masjid Al-Farukh spokesman Samir Qays was thrilled to announce the completion of a new, state-of-the-art, completely virtual online women’s prayer hall this morning. The online prayer…
Pakistani Mom Gossip Reaches All-Time High After Saleem Actually Marries Rabia, Say Experts
Karachi, Pakistan (8:00 A.M. GMT)— Experts from the Karachi Institute of Gossip Studies announced this morning that nation-wide gossip among Pakistani mothers reached a new high after a local vegetable salesman, Saleem,…
Efficient New Democracy Will Feature Single Un-Elected Representative
Cairo, Egypt (10:00 P.M. GMT)— Egypt took another step toward democracy this evening with the announcement of a progressive and unified government, operated exclusively by a single un-elected representative of…
Outrage As Pakistan Terminates Demon-Repellent Subsidy Program
Karachi, Pakistan (10:30 A.M. GMT)— Pakistan’s Ministry of Planning and Development has come under fire for its recent and controversial decision to end government subsidization of common household demon-repellent. The move comes…
Elmo Declared #1 Threat To Public Morality By Gulf State Commission
Muscat, Oman (9:00 A.M. GMT)— Officials from seven Gulf states’ public safety ministries met in Oman this week to discuss the biggest threats to regional morality. the Commission’s declaration of Elmo,…
Skittles Ruled “Awesome” In Latest Fatwa
Almere, Netherlands (6:00 P.M. GMT)— Crowds were on hand in Northern Europe this afternoon as news emerged that Skittles had been ruled “Awesome” by the International Supreme Fatwa Commission. The…
State-Run Media Is Most Reliable Source of News According to State-Run Study
Abu Dhabi, UAE (11:00 A.M. GMT)— State Officials were thrilled to announce the State-run media’s forty-third straight year as the country’s most reliable source of news and current events. A state-run…
Saudi Art Exhibit To Feature Absolutely Nothing By Absolutely No One
Khobar, Saudi Arabia (GMT 7:00 PM)— Saudi Arabia’s Minister of Culture and Education has announced the country’s first annual Khobar Art Exhibit, to take place at the Khobar Grand Auditorium.…
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