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Mystery Fart “Planted by My Opponents,” Claims Incumbent Khateeb

Mystery Fart “Planted by My Opponents,” Claims Incumbent Khateeb

  Birmingham, UK—Calls for the resignation of Shaykh Saleh Abu-Fasya have grown amidst the latest accusation that he continues to fart during khutbahs. Abu-Fasya has adamantly denied the…

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Mystery Fart “Planted by My Opponents,” Claims Incumbent Khateeb

Mystery Fart “Planted by My Opponents,” Claims Incumbent Khateeb

  Birmingham, UK—Calls for the resignation of Shaykh Saleh Abu-Fasya have grown amidst the latest…

Disheveled Uncle Prepared to Refute Every Line of Khutbah

Disheveled Uncle Prepared to Refute Every Line of Khutbah

  By Yahya Ridwan (Madison, WI 12 PM MST)–Sources at the Islamic Center of Madison…

Imam Calls for Mosque Shutdown Until Gender Separation Wall Built

Imam Calls for Mosque Shutdown Until Gender Separation Wall Built

  By Yahya Ridwan (Newark, NJ–9:00 PM EST)–Today, Imam Abdel-Latif Yusri of New Jersey’s Aisha…

Science & Technology

New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children

New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children

Redmond, WA (11:30 A.M. PST) — Microsoft, Inc. announced this morning the launch of a new app developed at the request of Muslim parents who desire to compare their children…

Apple TV For Muslim Mothers To Include ‘Fast Forward Through Entire PG-13 Movie’ Button

Apple TV For Muslim Mothers To Include ‘Fast Forward Through Entire PG-13 Movie’ Button

By Hamza Khan Cupertino, CA (10:00 A.M. PST)– Apple representatives were pleased to announce the release of Apple TV For Muslim Mothers this morning at their headquarters in…

New “iBribe” App Makes Waves In Middle Eastern Tech Market

New “iBribe” App Makes Waves In Middle Eastern Tech Market

Ajman, UAE (8:00 A.M. GMT)— The Middle-Eastern tech world is buzzing about a new app designed to connect government officials directly with their constituents more effectively this morning. The…

Muslim Zoo Welcomes Arrival Of ‘Small Bear Thing’ To Facility

Muslim Zoo Welcomes Arrival Of ‘Small Bear Thing’ To Facility

 By Ahmed Rahil Tafilah, Jordan (10:00 A.M. GMT)– Zookeepers and government officials at the Tafilah Municipal Zoo welcomed a small grey bear thing to the facility today. The small…

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2017′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelors At Your Local Mosque

2017′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelors At Your Local Mosque

By Yahya Ridwan Cupertino, CA (8:00 PM PST): It’s that time of year again everyone! After literally thousands of submissions, we’ve…

2017′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelorettes At Your Local Mosque

2017′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelorettes At Your Local Mosque

By Layla Sabry Cupertino, CA (8:00 PM PST): Last season you got to meet the Top-5 Bachelors at your local mosque!…