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Maryam Doesn’t Have a Little Lamb Anymore

Maryam Doesn’t Have a Little Lamb Anymore

By Leila Sabry Auburn, Australia (1:00 P.M. AEST)– On Saturday morning, 8 year-old Maryam Fahza reported her lamb missing to both her parents and the local police. Maryam offered…

US News

Husain Abdullah Missed Kaba By 17 Degrees

Husain Abdullah Missed Kaba By 17 Degrees

By Yahya Ridwan NY, New York (1:00 P.M. EST)–On Tuesday morning, NFL Commissioner and Chief…

Emma Watson’s Dowry Plummets After U.N. Speech, Says Local Sexist

Emma Watson’s Dowry Plummets After U.N. Speech, Says Local Sexist

By Layla Sabry Citing Emma Watson’s rousing feminist speech at the U.N. speech last Saturday,…

ISIS Calls On Supporters To Destroy The AFC West

ISIS Calls On Supporters To Destroy The AFC West

By Yahya Ridwan New York, NY (3:10 P.M. GMT)–Speaking from the back of his jeep,…

Science & Technology

New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children

New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children

Redmond, WA (11:30 A.M. PST) — Microsoft, Inc. announced this morning the launch of a new app developed at the request of Muslim parents who desire to compare their children…

Apple TV For Muslim Mothers To Include ‘Fast Forward Through Entire PG-13 Movie’ Button

Apple TV For Muslim Mothers To Include ‘Fast Forward Through Entire PG-13 Movie’ Button

By Hamza Khan Cupertino, CA (10:00 A.M. PST)– Apple representatives were pleased to announce the release of Apple TV For Muslim Mothers this morning at their headquarters in…

New “iBribe” App Makes Waves In Middle Eastern Tech Market

New “iBribe” App Makes Waves In Middle Eastern Tech Market

Ajman, UAE (8:00 A.M. GMT)— The Middle-Eastern tech world is buzzing about a new app designed to connect government officials directly with their constituents more effectively this morning. The…

Muslim Zoo Welcomes Arrival Of ‘Small Bear Thing’ To Facility

Muslim Zoo Welcomes Arrival Of ‘Small Bear Thing’ To Facility

 By Ahmed Rahil Tafilah, Jordan (10:00 A.M. GMT)– Zookeepers and government officials at the Tafilah Municipal Zoo welcomed a small grey bear thing to the facility today. The small…

Opinions

2014′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelors At Your Local Mosque

2014′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelors At Your Local Mosque

By Yahya Ridwan Cupertino, CA (8:00 PM PST): It’s that time of year again everyone! After literally thousands of submissions, we’ve…

Top 5 Female Underground Saudi Street Racers

Top 5 Female Underground Saudi Street Racers

Editorial— December 28th, 2013 The annual Sister Blister Street Race is set to kick off this weekend in Dhurma, Saudi Arabia.…