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Radical Imam Tears It Up On The Half-pipe

Radical Imam Tears It Up On The Half-pipe

By Zayd Unis Sochi, Russia (7:00 P.M. GMT)– Winter Olympics fans across the world were pleasantly surprised this morning after underdog Imam Faisal Sawany took home the gold…

US News

Annoying Kid Who Runs Between Prayer Lines Retires

Annoying Kid Who Runs Between Prayer Lines Retires

By Yahya Ridwan San Diego, CA (7:30 P.M. PST)- Local annoying child congregant of the Islamic…

Mosque Board Accidentally Makes Reasonable Decision

Mosque Board Accidentally Makes Reasonable Decision

By Ashraf Qasim Chicago, Illinois (7:30 P.M. CST)– Members of Iman Masjid in downtown Chicago…

21 Year-Old Zainab Finally Getting Married

21 Year-Old Zainab Finally Getting Married

By Layla Sabry Baltimore, Maryland (5:00 P.M. EST)– After a seemingly endless spousal drought, Usman…

Science & Technology

New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children

New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children

Redmond, WA (11:30 A.M. PST) — Microsoft, Inc. announced this morning the launch of a new app developed at the request of Muslim parents who desire to compare their children…

Apple TV For Muslim Mothers To Include ‘Fast Forward Through Entire PG-13 Movie’ Button

Apple TV For Muslim Mothers To Include ‘Fast Forward Through Entire PG-13 Movie’ Button

By Hamza Khan Cupertino, CA (10:00 A.M. PST)– Apple representatives were pleased to announce the release of Apple TV For Muslim Mothers this morning at their headquarters in…

New “iBribe” App Makes Waves In Middle Eastern Tech Market

New “iBribe” App Makes Waves In Middle Eastern Tech Market

Ajman, UAE (8:00 A.M. GMT)— The Middle-Eastern tech world is buzzing about a new app designed to connect government officials directly with their constituents more effectively this morning. The…

Muslim Zoo Welcomes Arrival Of ‘Small Bear Thing’ To Facility

Muslim Zoo Welcomes Arrival Of ‘Small Bear Thing’ To Facility

 By Ahmed Rahil Tafilah, Jordan (10:00 A.M. GMT)– Zookeepers and government officials at the Tafilah Municipal Zoo welcomed a small grey bear thing to the facility today. The small…

Opinions

Top 5 Female Underground Saudi Street Racers

Top 5 Female Underground Saudi Street Racers

Editorial— December 28th, 2013 The annual Sister Blister Street Race is set to kick off this weekend in Dhurma, Saudi Arabia.…

Op-Ed: Egypt’s New Constitution Is Best Work Of Local 4th Grader’s Writing Career

Op-Ed: Egypt’s New Constitution Is Best Work Of Local 4th Grader’s Writing Career

—Cairo, Egypt (7:30 P.M. GMT)— By Ahmed Rahil With the majority of the votes counted, Egypt’s New Constitution seems set to…