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White Guy Honored To Have Earned Nobel Peace Prize For Malala Yousafzai

White Guy Honored To Have Earned Nobel Peace Prize For Malala Yousafzai

By Yahya Ridwan Branson, MO (7:00 A.M. CST)–Speaking from a local cafe at an impromptu press conference late this afternoon, local white guy James Sullivan beamed with joy…

US News

Muslims Finally Condemn Ebola, Expert Not Fooled

Muslims Finally Condemn Ebola, Expert Not Fooled

By Yahya Ridwan Sparked by a reddit debate that ignited yesterday, the official spokesperson of Islam…

Pressure Mounting As Suhail Must Choose Between Last Five Minutes Of Gilmore Girls And Maghrib

Pressure Mounting As Suhail Must Choose Between Last Five Minutes Of Gilmore Girls And Maghrib

By Layla Sabry Boston, MS (7:00 P.M. EST)–Citing a nervous flutter in Suhail Khan’s voice,…

Husain Abdullah Missed Kaba By 17 Degrees

Husain Abdullah Missed Kaba By 17 Degrees

By Yahya Ridwan NY, New York (1:00 P.M. EST)–On Tuesday morning, NFL Commissioner and Chief…

Science & Technology

New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children

New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children

Redmond, WA (11:30 A.M. PST) — Microsoft, Inc. announced this morning the launch of a new app developed at the request of Muslim parents who desire to compare their children…

Apple TV For Muslim Mothers To Include ‘Fast Forward Through Entire PG-13 Movie’ Button

Apple TV For Muslim Mothers To Include ‘Fast Forward Through Entire PG-13 Movie’ Button

By Hamza Khan Cupertino, CA (10:00 A.M. PST)– Apple representatives were pleased to announce the release of Apple TV For Muslim Mothers this morning at their headquarters in…

New “iBribe” App Makes Waves In Middle Eastern Tech Market

New “iBribe” App Makes Waves In Middle Eastern Tech Market

Ajman, UAE (8:00 A.M. GMT)— The Middle-Eastern tech world is buzzing about a new app designed to connect government officials directly with their constituents more effectively this morning. The…

Muslim Zoo Welcomes Arrival Of ‘Small Bear Thing’ To Facility

Muslim Zoo Welcomes Arrival Of ‘Small Bear Thing’ To Facility

 By Ahmed Rahil Tafilah, Jordan (10:00 A.M. GMT)– Zookeepers and government officials at the Tafilah Municipal Zoo welcomed a small grey bear thing to the facility today. The small…

Opinions

2014′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelors At Your Local Mosque

2014′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelors At Your Local Mosque

By Yahya Ridwan Cupertino, CA (8:00 PM PST): It’s that time of year again everyone! After literally thousands of submissions, we’ve…

Top 5 Female Underground Saudi Street Racers

Top 5 Female Underground Saudi Street Racers

Editorial— December 28th, 2013 The annual Sister Blister Street Race is set to kick off this weekend in Dhurma, Saudi Arabia.…