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Imam Calls for Mosque Shutdown Until Gender Separation Wall Built

Imam Calls for Mosque Shutdown Until Gender Separation Wall Built

  By Yahya Ridwan (Newark, NJ–9:00 PM EST)–Today, Imam Abdel-Latif Yusri of New Jersey’s Aisha Mosque announced that he will shutdown the mosque until he receives enough donations to build a five hundred foot gender separation wall. In a post-Maghrib speech, Yusri declared to the 44 congregants, of…

US Fighter Jets Drop 200 Cans of Pepsi Over West Mosul

US Fighter Jets Drop 200 Cans of Pepsi Over West Mosul

By Yahya Ridwan (Washington D.C. 5 P.M. EST)–The United States Air Force escalated its campaign against ISIS early Monday morning by dropping 200 Pepsi Cans over ISIS-occupied Western Mosul. The attack on ISIS signifies the first of what the Trump administration has indicated would be many similar “deterrent…

Donald Trump: “No Prayer Spaces in Muslim Internment Camps If I’m President.”

Donald Trump: “No Prayer Spaces in Muslim Internment Camps If I’m President.”

New York, NY (9:00 p.m. EST)–Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump called a press conference on Monday to announce his plans for banning all prayer spaces in the Muslim Internment Camps he plans to install if he is elected President of the United States. “Donald J. Trump is calling for…

White Guy Honored To Have Earned Nobel Peace Prize For Malala Yousafzai

White Guy Honored To Have Earned Nobel Peace Prize For Malala Yousafzai

By Yahya Ridwan Branson, MO (7:00 A.M. CST)–Speaking from a local cafe at an impromptu press conference late…

Muslims Finally Condemn Ebola, Expert Not Fooled

Muslims Finally Condemn Ebola, Expert Not Fooled

By Yahya Ridwan Sparked by a reddit debate that ignited yesterday, the official spokesperson of Islam and its 1.5…

Maryam Doesn’t Have a Little Lamb Anymore

Maryam Doesn’t Have a Little Lamb Anymore

By Leila Sabry Auburn, Australia (1:00 P.M. AEST)– On Saturday morning, 8 year-old Maryam Fahza reported her lamb missing…

Emma Watson’s Dowry Plummets After U.N. Speech, Says Local Sexist

Emma Watson’s Dowry Plummets After U.N. Speech, Says Local Sexist

By Layla Sabry Citing Emma Watson’s rousing feminist speech at the U.N. speech last Saturday, local sexist and…

ISIS Calls On Supporters To Destroy The AFC West

ISIS Calls On Supporters To Destroy The AFC West

By Yahya Ridwan New York, NY (3:10 P.M. GMT)–Speaking from the back of his jeep, ISIS spokesman and…

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