Next Gen Super Smash Bros. To Include “Creepy Uncle Sameer”
By Ahmed Rahil Kyoto, Japan (1:00 P.M. GMT)— Developers and gamers from around the globe gathered at Nintendo headquarters today for the announcement of the next installment of the popular…
Least Competent Arab Child Appointed Minister of Sandcastle Construction
Al-Qa’im, Iraq (17:32 GMT)— Sources confirmed this morning that local bad kid and well-known bully Ahmed Gabir has been appointed to lead in the building of a Sandcastle at the…
Caliphate Established In Quaint Midwest Home
Ord, Nebraska (16:15 GMT)— Local residents are concerned tonight after the house on Mill Lane by the oak trees has come under caliphate rule. Sources say the new Caliph, Yusuf,…
Son Comes Out To Father As Non-Polygamist
Miliana, Algeria (12:15 GMT)— A local man is facing possible expulsion from his family home after revealing to his father that he has been a monogomist for the past 15 years…
Local Shaykh Bans Matrimonial Site After Getting Zero Meeting Requests
Sanaa, Yemen (13:25 GMT)— The popular matrimonial site ZawajNow.com has been banned indefinitely by a local shaykh, Muhammad Safarah. Safarah cited “technical problems”, “unreliable service”, and “significant bugs” as the…
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