Halal McNuggets Will Allow Muslims To Also Enjoy Food Poisoning

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McDonald’s is set to release a new line of halal-certified McNuggets, allowing Muslims to also enjoy the joys of food poisoning.

The new McNuggets will be made with chicken that has been slaughtered in accordance with Islamic law, and will be free of any pork products. “We are always looking for ways to cater to the needs of our Muslim customers,” said a McDonald’s spokesperson. “With the new halal McNuggets, they can now enjoy the same delicious taste of our regular McNuggets, with the added bonus of the possibility of contracting food poisoning.”

The new McNuggets will be available at McDonald’s outlets in Muslim-majority countries, as well as select locations in the United States and Europe.