New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children
Redmond, WA (11:30 A.M. PST) — Microsoft, Inc. announced this morning the launch of a new app developed at the request of Muslim parents who desire to compare their children to fictional…
Apple TV For Muslim Mothers To Include ‘Fast Forward Through Entire PG-13 Movie’ Button
By Hamza Khan Cupertino, CA (10:00 A.M. PST)– Apple representatives were pleased to announce the release of Apple TV For Muslim Mothers this morning at their headquarters in Cupertino. The…
New “iBribe” App Makes Waves In Middle Eastern Tech Market
Ajman, UAE (8:00 A.M. GMT)— The Middle-Eastern tech world is buzzing about a new app designed to connect government officials directly with their constituents more effectively this morning. The new app,…
Muslim Zoo Welcomes Arrival Of ‘Small Bear Thing’ To Facility
By Ahmed Rahil Tafilah, Jordan (10:00 A.M. GMT)– Zookeepers and government officials at the Tafilah Municipal Zoo welcomed a small grey bear thing to the facility today. The small furry creature…
Pakistan To Launch Mufti Onto Surface of The Moon To Confirm End of Ramadan, First Day of Eid
Islamabad, Pakistan— (5:00 GMT) Sources have confirmed that the Pakistani Ministry of Religious Affairs plans to send their Chief Mufti Salim Qureshi to the moon on the 27th night of…
Saudi Arabia Announces The Discovery Of Mars
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia (6:00 P.M. GMT)— Astronomers at the King Saud University were excited to announce the discovery of the spherical celestial body being referred to as “Mars” this afternoon,…
Next Gen Super Smash Bros. To Include “Creepy Uncle Sameer”
By Ahmed Rahil Kyoto, Japan (1:00 P.M. GMT)— Developers and gamers from around the globe gathered at Nintendo headquarters today for the announcement of the next installment of the popular…
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