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Satan Drunk Texts Donald Trump After Campaign Victory

Satan Drunk Texts Donald Trump After Campaign Victory

by Yahya Ridwan Atlanta, GA (3:00 P.M. EST)–Leaked screenshots from Donald Trump’s phone reveal that Satan, man’s ultimate enemy and part-time barista, drunk texted the president-elect following his libelous claims…

Donald Trump: “No Prayer Spaces in Muslim Internment Camps If I’m President.”

Donald Trump: “No Prayer Spaces in Muslim Internment Camps If I’m President.”

New York, NY (9:00 p.m. EST)–Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump called a press conference on Monday to announce his plans for banning all prayer spaces in the Muslim Internment Camps he…