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IDF: Hamas Now Hiding Inside Innocent Children

IDF: Hamas Now Hiding Inside Innocent Children

By Yahya Ridwan Tel Aviv, Israel (3:30 P.M. GMT)–IDF spokesperson Mark Regev confirmed this morning at a press conference that Hamas militants have been hiding deep within the bodies of…

Guy At Back Of Iftar Line Realizes Kabobs A Lost Cause, Will Wait For Eid

Guy At Back Of Iftar Line Realizes Kabobs A Lost Cause, Will Wait For Eid

By Layla Sabry Baltimore, Maryland (8:31 P.M. EST)–Citing his position as 57th in line, Rameez Jasid concluded this evening that the kabob supply would be exhausted before he even got…

Muslims’ Ramadan Breath Can Be Used As Rocket Fuel, Study Finds

Muslims’ Ramadan Breath Can Be Used As Rocket Fuel, Study Finds

By: Iskander Baydoun Dearborn, Michigan (8:32 P.M. CST)–As many studies documenting the spiritual, health, and societal benefits of Ramadan fasting and rituals begin to resurface with the arrival of Ramadan,…