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2017′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelors At Your Local Mosque

2017′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelors At Your Local Mosque

By Yahya Ridwan Cupertino, CA (8:00 PM PST): It’s that time of year again everyone! After literally thousands of submissions, we’ve compiled the best of the best brothers-looking-for-their-baby’s-mothers around. Without…

2017′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelorettes At Your Local Mosque

2017′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelorettes At Your Local Mosque

By Layla Sabry Cupertino, CA (8:00 PM PST): Last season you got to meet the Top-5 Bachelors at your local mosque! This week, it’s the ladies’ turn. After thousands of…

7 Lame-Ass Muslims Who Did Absolutely Nothing in 2016

7 Lame-Ass Muslims Who Did Absolutely Nothing in 2016

By  Yahya Ridwan As 2016 comes to a close, we take a look back at and commemorate the achievements of some of our most valued community members: 7. Hakeem “I’ll…

Top 5 Female Underground Saudi Street Racers

Top 5 Female Underground Saudi Street Racers

Editorial— December 28th, 2013 The annual Sister Blister Street Race is set to kick off this weekend in Dhurma, Saudi Arabia. Featuring some of the best female street racers in…

Op-Ed: Egypt’s New Constitution Is Best Work Of Local 4th Grader’s Writing Career

Op-Ed: Egypt’s New Constitution Is Best Work Of Local 4th Grader’s Writing Career

—Cairo, Egypt (7:30 P.M. GMT)— By Ahmed Rahil With the majority of the votes counted, Egypt’s New Constitution seems set to become the supreme law of the land, for now.…

Top 5 Competitors In Upcoming Wudu Olympics

Top 5 Competitors In Upcoming Wudu Olympics

— Portland, Oregon (8:00 A.M. PST)— By Saleem Jawad Portland is busy making its final preparations for the annual International Wudu Olympics, set to take place in precisely one month. The…