Saudi Aristocrat Escapes Dire Ritz Carlton Conditions, Cites Human Rights Violations
By: Ryadh Madroos, Saudi Arabia Correspondent Mohammad bin Salman, Saudi’s Crown Prince was dealt a major blowback today when Prince Al-Waleed escaped the Ritz Carlton, where he was held captive…
2017′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelors At Your Local Mosque
By Yahya Ridwan Cupertino, CA (8:00 PM PST): It’s that time of year again everyone! After literally thousands of submissions, we’ve compiled the best of the best brothers-looking-for-their-baby’s-mothers around. Without…
Uproar Over Starbucks’ Green “Allahu Akbar” Holiday Cups
By Yahya Ridwan Seattle, WA (9:00 p.m. PST)–Thousands of Starbucks patrons across the nation have grown increasingly outraged over Starbucks’ departure from traditional Christmas symbolism this holiday season. Adding fuel to…
17-year-old Nada Disappointed to Learn Her Parent’s House Not a Hotel
By: Anwar Nassar . On Saturday, after waking up at 11:30 a.m., getting showered and leaving the house for four hours, Nada Abidi received some frightening news when she came…
2017′s Top-5 Muslim Bachelorettes At Your Local Mosque
By Layla Sabry Cupertino, CA (8:00 PM PST): Last season you got to meet the Top-5 Bachelors at your local mosque! This week, it’s the ladies’ turn. After thousands of…
Company Generously Treats Employees to Free Lunches for Entire Holy Month
By Yahya Ridwan (San Jose, CA–8:30 AM PST)–Citing a renewed effort to unite their workforce, well-established semiconductor BayLine, Inc. has announced an entire month of free, professionally-catered lunch for the…
US Fighter Jets Drop 200 Cans of Pepsi Over West Mosul
By Yahya Ridwan (Washington D.C. 5 P.M. EST)–The United States Air Force escalated its campaign against ISIS early Monday morning by dropping 200 Pepsi Cans over ISIS-occupied Western Mosul. The…
Trump “Practicing Alphabets” Between Executive Order, Say Senior Staff
Washington D.C. (10:00 A.M. EST)—Addressing the media this morning, White House Spokesperson Sean Spicer confirmed reports that President Trump has recommitted himself to learning the English alphabet between signing executive…
President Trump Promises Muslim Ban Will Bring “Many, many more jobs to ISIS”
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump addressed the media over his controversial Muslim ban, ensuring that it has been extremely successful and received worldwide praise from many different terrorist organizations. “Late…
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