Son Comes Out To Father As Non-Polygamist

Miliana, Algeria (12:15 GMT)— A local man is facing possible expulsion from his family home after revealing to his father that he has been a monogomist for the past 15 years of his life. 


Hamza Zaydoon, 35, recently confessed his inherent desire to remain with one female for his entire life at the bi-annual sheep race in Miliana. Zaydoon’s father was not immediately available for comment.

“I’m not a monster. I can’t help it if God made me this way. Trust me, there are days when I wake up in a cold sweat and wonder why I couldn’t just want the responsibility of up to three more households,” said Zaydoon.

Now Zaydoon must face the harsh possibility of being cut-off from the family’s lush supply of goat milk and stale bread.