State-Run Media Is Most Reliable Source of News According to State-Run Study

Abu Dhabi, UAE (11:00 A.M. GMT)— State Officials were thrilled to announce the State-run media’s forty-third straight year as the country’s most reliable source of news and current events.

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A state-run study examined the neutrality of all sources of news media across the nation, ultimately finding that none were able to match the state-run juggernaut. The annual study takes into account several factors including: accuracy, clarity, and tenure as state’s most reliable news source.

This year also marks the forty-third year in a row that all other news sources were found to be criminally negligent in their reporting by the government’s chief information agency.

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