By Mahmoud Zafir The conclusion of Egypt’s latest presidential election has brought cheer and hope to approximately a handful of people. The buzz over General Abdel Fattah El-Sisi’s victory has…
By Layla Sabry Columbus, OH (8:00 P.M. EST)– Forty-five congregants of the Sultan Masjid are recovering in their homes this afternoon after last night’s harrowing seven-hour-long fundraiser. Several witnesses watched…
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi is a complicated man. He steps into the interview room sipping a Caramel Javiva from Peet’s™. “Starbucks isn’t even trying anymore,” he remarks as he wipes the…
By Ashraf Qasim Kansas City, Missouri (6:00 P.M. CST)– Masjid Al-Ameen’s intramural basketball team, The Tawheeds, is outraged this evening after what they’re calling ”a clearly self-serving conversion of brother…
By Samir Talha Chicago, IL (12:00 P.M. CST)– Millions of would-be Shafis, Hanafis, Hanbalis, and Malikis lined up one by one, taking turns as the Sorting Hat was laid on…
By Tawakul Sayed Lahore, Pakistan (3:00 P.M. GMT)– Police Chief of Lahore, Ahmed Shafique, announced at a press conference this afternoon that baby Musa Khan will plead down to a…
By Yahya Ridwan Seattle, WA (9:00 P.M. PST)– Sawsan Majeed, mother of 21-year-old Ahmed Majeed, confirmed this morning that Ahmed’s cold from last night was a direct result of him…
By Yahya Ridwan Little Rock, AR (8:30 AM CDT) In a statement released late yesterday evening, the parents of seven-year-old Hamid Gadoon voiced their continued and unwavering support for whatever path…
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