Top 5 Female Underground Saudi Street Racers
Editorial— December 28th, 2013 The annual Sister Blister Street Race is set to kick off this weekend in Dhurma, Saudi Arabia. Featuring some of the best female street racers in…
Op-Ed: Egypt’s New Constitution Is Best Work Of Local 4th Grader’s Writing Career
—Cairo, Egypt (7:30 P.M. GMT)— By Ahmed Rahil With the majority of the votes counted, Egypt’s New Constitution seems set to become the supreme law of the land, for now.…
Saudi Version of Snow White Features New Mysterious Taller Dwarf, No Snow White
Dammam, Saudi Arabia (6:30 P.M. GMT)— Saudi Arabia’s Minister of Culture and Information, Hisham Shahid, announced today that Disney’s timeless classic Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs has finally been…
Rep. Michele Bachmann: Victory Mosque Cleverly Disguised As Cross-Bearing, Minister-Led Church
Washington D.C. (9:00 A.M. PST)— Representative Michele Bachmann of Minnesota’s 6th District announced the results of her independent investigation into Holy Christ Gatherings Church on the corner of 3rd and…
Top 5 Competitors In Upcoming Wudu Olympics
— Portland, Oregon (8:00 A.M. PST)— By Saleem Jawad Portland is busy making its final preparations for the annual International Wudu Olympics, set to take place in precisely one month. The…
Mosque Cuts Costs By Building State-Of-The-Art Online Women’s Prayer Hall
Al-Qadisiyyah, Kuwait (11:00 A.M. GMT)— Masjid Al-Farukh spokesman Samir Qays was thrilled to announce the completion of a new, state-of-the-art, completely virtual online women’s prayer hall this morning. The online prayer…
Pakistani Mom Gossip Reaches All-Time High After Saleem Actually Marries Rabia, Say Experts
Karachi, Pakistan (8:00 A.M. GMT)— Experts from the Karachi Institute of Gossip Studies announced this morning that nation-wide gossip among Pakistani mothers reached a new high after a local vegetable salesman, Saleem,…
Local Man Will Allow Muslim Neighbor To Continue Being Muslim
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma (1:00 P.M. CST)— After much consideration, local man Eric Ralston announced on his blog this afternoon that he will allow his Muslim neighbor, Ahmed Mahboub, to continue…
Efficient New Democracy Will Feature Single Un-Elected Representative
Cairo, Egypt (10:00 P.M. GMT)— Egypt took another step toward democracy this evening with the announcement of a progressive and unified government, operated exclusively by a single un-elected representative of…
Muslim Father Searches For Remote, World Doesn’t End
Los Angeles, CA (7:30 P.M. PST)— Abbasi family sources confirmed this evening that father and family patriarch Saleem Abbasi stood up, removed a few pillow cushions, and located the television remote…
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