Snapchat’s Best Friend Feature Was Only Way To Know Nabila Was Talking To Shareef
by Layla Sabry Manhattan, NYC, NY(5:00 PST)–Last week, Snapchat made two announcements that had Muslims around the world use the smiley face emoji. The first one came early in…
Iraqi Forces Closing In On Cute Little ISIS-Controlled Cupcake Shop
By Yahya Ridwan Baghdad, Iraq (5:00 A.M.GMT)—Iraq’s Prime Minister Haider Al-Abadi announced early this morning that Iraqi forces have nearly secured access to a strategic, locally-owned and operated cupcake shop…
Mosque Heat Vision Cameras Capture Elusive Juma’ah Fart Bandit
By Yahya Ridwan Dallas, TX (1:00 P.M. CST)–Leaders at the Maryam Islamic Center in downtown Dallas announced this afternoon the capture of the elusive Juma’ah Fart Bandit, known for his…
Local Imam Weighs In: “The Dress Is Blue And Haram”
By Yahya Ridwan Los Angeles, CA (7:00 P.M. PST)–Masjid Al-Haqq’s Imam and social media heavyweight Yusuf Abu Raas has confirmed that the dress making ripples across the internet this evening…
Prosecutor Assures Public That Adnan Syed Definitely Muslim And Possibly Guilty
Sponsored By MailChimp Baltimore, MD (7:30 P.M. EST)–Following the conclusion of the popular new Podcast, Serial, attorneys from the Maryland Attorney’s Office assured the public that Adnan Syed was 100%…
Muslim Mom Still Doesn’t Know Who Ferguson Is
By Yahya Ridwan Orlando, FL (3:00 P.M. EST)—Salma Mojededi, 53 tear-old mother of two, announced today that she still has no idea who Ferguson is and why he is so…
Niqabi Going As “Sexy Tablecloth” For Halloween
By Layla Sabry Local niqabi Hanan Ayoubi announced today on her Facebook page that she would be going as a “sexy tablecloth” for Halloween this Friday. The announcement attracted the…
“I Should’ve Prayed Maghrib On Time” Says Royals Fan
By Yahya Ridwan Kansas City, MO (11:00 P.M. CST)–Speaking outside his suburban home in Kansas City this evening, Ayman Aleem apologized to the thousands of Royals fans for…
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